| *Girl walks up wearing Nirvana shirt* | |
| Me: | Do you know who Krist Novoselic is? |
| Girl: | No |
| Me: | He was in Nirvana. |
| Girl: | |
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| Me: | Honestly officer she fell in front of the bus. |
Anon or not, put a symbol in my ask
‽ - I’m too shy to talk to you
✩ - You inspire me
☼ - You make me smile
☏ - I wish we’d talk more
✌- I want to get to know you
☺ - I want to be your friend
＃- I want to thank you
✓ - I like you
♣ - I want to cuddle you
❀ - I think I’m falling for you
＊ - I want to kiss you
♥ - I’m in love with you
愛 - I love you
∞ - I want to date you
✤ - I would have sex with you
© - Will you be mine?
(´･ω･`)- I’ll pay you 350,000 yen for anal
(via chust1n)
